an Anzac Day badge
a
Toyota wheel trim centre
a
Ford Dealer key tag
a
Co Kerry fridge magnet
a
painfully kitsch plaster Aussie swagman
a
UK flag patch (quite frayed)
a
badge from the “NBA Western Conference”
a
pink Martian
a
yellow Martian
a
green Martian
a
Ford name badge
a
Perth WA boomerang
a
very classy Ghia badge
a
BMW wheel trim centre
a
lapel badge saying “Jock’s 18th”
five
hearts (assorted, none broken)
a
blue 1971 Dodge Demon coupe
a
Nissan wheel trim centre
a
“Guinness For Strength” fridge magnet
a
badge saying “Sing Australia 2006”
an
aluminium Rivers work-clothes tag
a
spreadeagled blue teddy, very flat
a
card reading “Hop On One Leg For 30 Seconds”
a
badge with a “Rav X” logo
a
cast Nissan object of unknown application
a
badge reading “World’s Best 70 Year Old”
the
left hand end of an Irish EU number plate
a
Father Xmas
a
badge with a “Lucky Star” logo
a
grey plastic elk
an
expensive Jimmy Choo tie-mounted name tag
a
clip with a “Handybar” logo
a
card saying “Thank You Jordanne & Ashley”
a
super heroes badge
ten
coins from the four corners of the earth
an
“888 Poker Lounge” members card
three
terribly cutesy cats mounted in a row
and
an Eiffel Tower that may,
or may not,
be diamond-encrusted
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